May 182019
 

Seriously, if you think this is a good way to earn some yuan, think again. I just got this email this afternoon:


Dear CEO,
(It’s very urgent, please transfer this email to your CEO. If this email affects you, we are very sorry, please ignore this email. Thanks)
We are a Network Service Company which is the domain name registration center in China.
We received an application from Hua Hai Ltd on May 14
, 2019. They want to register ” stuartl.longlandclan ” as their Internet Keyword and ” stuartl.longlandclan .cn “、” stuartl.longlandclan .com.cn ” 、” stuartl.longlandclan .net.cn “、” stuartl.longlandclan .org.cn ” 、” stuartl.longlandclan .asia “、domain names, they are in China and Asia domain names. But after checking it, we find ” stuartl.longlandclan ” conflicts with your company. In order to deal with this matter better, so we send you email and confirm whether this company is your distributor or business partner in China or not?
 


Best Regards
**************************************
Mike Zhang | Service Manager
Cn YG Domain (Head Office)
Contact details censored as I do not wish to promote their business
*************************************

The wording is identical to that seen in this article on squelchdesign. Knowing this to be a scam, I did two things:

  1. As per my standard policy, I forwarded it to SpamCop. The source of the email was Baidu’s own network.
  2. I figured since it’s obviously a scam and since these people seemingly do not learn from the skirmishes with others, I’d have some fun with them:

On 18/5/19 11:46 am, Mike Zhang wrote:

Dear CEO, (It’s very urgent, please transfer this email to your CEO. If this email affects you, we are very sorry, please ignore this email. Thanks)

You want this to go to my CEO? Does every individual person in China have their own personal CEO? Is that why they have such a big population? Please keep in mind what the .id.au domain suffix is for: INDIVIDUALS.

We are a Network Service Company which is the domain name registration center in China.

Ahh, so you must know the rules around domain registrations, like the .id.au domain suffix being non-commercial.

We received an application from Hua Hai Ltd on May 14, 2019. They want to register ” stuartl.longlandclan ” as their Internet Keyword and ” stuartl.longlandclan .cn “、” stuartl.longlandclan .com.cn ” 、” stuartl.longlandclan .net.cn “、” stuartl.longlandclan .org.cn ” 、” stuartl.longlandclan .asia “、domain names, they are in China and Asia domain names.

They must be rich. They also wanted bellavitosi .cn, bellavitosi.com.cn, bellavitosi.net.cn, bellavitosi.org.cn, bellavitosi.asia, formula1-dictionary.cn, formula1-dictionary.com.cn, formula1-dictionary.net.cn, formula1-dictionary.org.cn and formula1-dictionary.asia.

What does this group do? Are they a subsiduary of BaoYuan Ltd? I hear pan xiaohong has wealth that rivals Jack Ma.

But after checking it, we find ” stuartl.longlandclan ” conflicts with your company. In order to deal with this matter better, so we send you email and confirm whether this company is your distributor or business partner in China or not?

Well, this “company” does not exist, so can’t possibly have a partner in China. I say to them, go ahead and register those domain names, I dare you, it’ll cost you a lot more than it will cost me.

Errm, yeah… the SEO spammers are slowly learning not to mess with me as I’ll just report the email as spam and will tweak mail server settings to ensure you stay blocked. Or I may choose to publicly ridicule you like I have done here.

The worst they can do is actually follow through and register all those domains, which will cost them an absolute bloody fortune (.asia domains are not cheap!) and my content is already well known with the search engines — it’s not like I rely on my online presence for an income anyway as I have a day job. Anything I do here is for self-education and training.

All this mob is doing, is destroying the image of some innocent company in Hong Kong, which are likely nothing to do with this scam. Seriously guys, get a real job!