Feb 272020
 

Gotta love advertisers, they don’t bother to read or do any form of minimal research, make crass assumptions, then promptly shoot themselves in the foot:

Hello

My name is XXXXXXXX,…

Really, given it’s in your From header and your email signature, I’d have never guessed!

…and I’m a content manager at XXXXXXX XXXXXX. I’m reaching out because I came across your site and as I see you take on advertisers.

Where do you see that?

So I’m interested in purchasing some space for a sponsored article on your site.

Seriously honey, if you need to ask for a price, you can’t afford it. I bill by the nanosecond of page view time for each pixel occupied by your content.

I’m always looking for high-quality sites, like yours, so I will be glad to discuss prices and guidelines with you.

Mmm, hmm, you seriously haven’t had a very close look have you?

The content we write is always unique, relevant and informative.

As unique and informative of the load-of copy-pasta deja-moo you’ve just emailed me (in duplicate I might add)?

Moreover, we want to promote article we publish on your site. We have more than 10k subs in our email newsletter and 7k on Facebook, as you can see, we can offer not just money.

Harvesting 10000 email addresses randomly off the internet does not constitute subscriptions. Buying 7000 Facebook accounts and making them “like” your page does not constitute approval.

Ohh, and you might want to have a look at this, or this, or maybe this. Life’s too short to stuff around with a glorified BBS.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best regards

XXXXXXXX XXXXX

Well, you won’t hear from me directly, but you may hear from Google as you violated their terms of service in sending that spam. So yeah, I guess I do take on advertisers. I take them on and take them down.

Honest advertisers have no reason to come here, because they already have a good idea of how to build up reliable clientele without breaking laws like the Spam Act 2003 or making invalid assumptions. They do their homework. You, on the other hand, dear wannabe advertiser, are the reason such laws exist!

Updated 1 March 2020:

So, having not received a direct reply… they try again:

Just making sure you receive our last email below.

On Wednesday, February 26, 2020 at 7:30 PM, XXXXXXXX XXXXX <spammer@example.com> wrote:

${quote of original email in full}

You clearly don’t read the websites of those whom you pester do you? Actually, don’t answer that, because we know that from your original email.